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“Why don't scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.”
“I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.”
“I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.”
“Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.”
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.”
“What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.”
“I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.”
“I would tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.”
“Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.”
