The Wi-Fi Philosopher
The Wi-Fi Philosopher
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Deep thoughts, questionable bank balance. "My Wi-Fi password is the same as my salary — nothing." A shirt for anyone who's made peace with checking their bank app for entertainment purposes only.
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and built to last — a classic unisex fit with a ribbed collar, tapered shoulders, and dual side seams that hold their shape wash after wash. The tear-away label keeps things comfortable against the skin. Ethically manufactured with Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certification.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean